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Chapter 2: Open Wide and Say Ahhh.
Sex is fun, recovery is not. Unless your doctor orders you to get lots of bed rest and gives you a big wink while saying it. Which didn’t happen to me, but I’m just saying.
For much of the time I was in the hospital, several relatives described my situation as “being under the weather.” A bit of an underestimation, I’d say, although it kind of balanced out those who said “The kid’s had it.”
Being involved with hospitals as a child often means never wanting to return to them as an adult. Even now, as what we call “a grown man,” the memories have left me feeling uneasy about dealing with healthcare professionals. Other kids dressed up as monsters and ghouls for Halloween; if I wanted to be truly scary, I dressed as a nurse. Wait, I meant doctor. Well, there was that one time that a nurse made me put on some of her clothes.
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