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Well now that you’ve all had the glory of saying you hooked up with a French maid, a firefighter or a slutty version of Kate Middleton, it’s time to snap out of that Halloween daze and get back to reality. Yes, the Wednesday Hump is reality. But, in honor of Halloween weekend, let’s talk about out-of-towners. Yeah, they’re fucking annoying, and they’re like desperate eighth-graders begging to fit in, but don’t lie — they have a special place in our hearts (especially when they’re nicely wrapped in a person that’s not themselves).

We love to hate them, and we hate to love them. Half the girls walk around wearing something so short the whole world can see their pancreas; the guys all find it necessary to throw their arms around any girl that comes within two feet of them, and we’re not sure whether we should be offended or just use it to our advantage.

There’s a fine line between a walk of shame and just starting around two (or three … or four) hours too early. Is it really kosher to be dressed in a thong and bra, wandering DP before noon yelling, “I’m a Victoria’s Secret Angellllllll”?

Source: Daily Nexus

by adminyeem

I bought this for the cover & some of the titles. Anticipating some naughty,sardonic witty plays on words. Big mistake! Amateurish, drivel from an apparent fixture at a couple of clubs in the Cayman Islands and the Bahamas. (They must be terribly thin on talent.) What an absolute waste of time & money. Little, to no talent and even less creativity when parody is attempted. Horrible! Even if “The Barefoot Man” is fun in a live venue,(after consuming copious amounts of alcohol) the transference to studio is awful by any measure. I am appalled that there is even a market for this junk. Criminally crappy vocals, flat souless arrangements that suck the life out of the listener. If I could give this a negative star rating I would. You sir are not Jimmy Buffet, and there would not be a “hit song ” on this piece of dreck. Avoid at all cost.

Source: Thong Gone Wrong | thongs for men

by craig

When was the last time you could listen to tropical music all day long?

Conch Republic Radio streams Trop Rock music from The Florida Keys and Key West.

At Conch Republic Radio, we have one mission: To play your favorite Florida Keys and Key West Trop Rock island songs, promote the extraordinary musicians who celebrate The Conch Republic lifestyle and provide the tropical experience that we know you'll love.

To understand how we came to do this, and why we think we really, really want to do this, log on to www.ConchTV.com and you'll see the passion that we share for Key West and The Florida KeysSince we started back in 1998, we have been working on bringing internet radio and TV from Key West and The Florida Keys to you. It's the most complete analysis of Key West and Florida Keys music ever attempted for delivery on-line.

Together, our team at Conch Republic Radio have been listening to tropical music, one song at a time, and compressing literally hundreds of musical titles. It takes 60-90 minutes per CD to process all of the cuts along with the CD art! We do this work every day to keep up with the huge amount of fantastic new Trop Rock music coming from Key West and The Florida Keys and nationally.With Conch Republic Radio you can explore this vast wealth of original music to your heart's content. Just click the CD of one of your favorite artists and you can sample various cuts from their work, or simply enjoy the automated play list that regenerates fresh material daily. Then sit back and enjoy Conch Republic Radio as it delivers a tropical music experience full of songs selected just for you. It's Pirate Radio from Key West and The Florida Keys!You are invited to suggest new artists and we'll be sure to include them into our radio station line-up.

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